No Crying or Coughing in Politics

What the heck is going on out there? Mrs. Clinton's hopes dimmed before the New Hampshire, so she teared up. It worked, and when Obama's surge continued into Super Tuesday, she did it again. Someone finally got the message to her to stop cackling when asked a tough question. We should send all of those tapes to the CIA. They won't have a need to waterboard any prisoner - just loop Mrs. Clinton's cackling! Just be sure to issue the CIA agent some hearing protection so that our national asset doesn't go insane. So today she started coughing when KTVU asked her what Mr. Clinton's role would be if she became president. She came down w/ a persistent cough to refrain from answering! (2 days after doing this on Stephanopoulos' show). Is she going to do that when Ahmadinejad or Putin surprises her? The American people need to know what Mr. Clinton's role will be. I'm sure he'll spend MANY more nights at the White House than he has spent the past 8 YEARS in her, er, their Georgetown home. And how many Foreign Donors to the Clinton Presidential Library will visit the Lincoln Bedroom on his behalf? Didn't we learn our lesson allowing the satellite technology to the Chinese in the 1990's?